Cosmic Delirium
Cosmic Delirium is a work in progress sci-fi TTRPG being developed by a small Serbian team of 3 demented folks, 2 of which decided to start a podcast. Join V and Cross as they proceed to talk about all things sci-fi be they shows, books, movies, concepts, and even half-baked scientific ideas that would make anyone with a shred of knowledge in the natural sciences cringe themselves into an early grave.
Episodes
30 episodes
#29 - He's Still Addicted (Literally Call an Ambulance)
The boys sit down and hash out some past grievances, address V's Baldur's Gate addiction for the upteenth time, and talk about future goals and deadlines for Cosmic Delirium, the sci-fi ttrpg they have been hard at work at.(This is Mark...
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Season 2
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Episode 11
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1:01:44
#28 - V Develops a Crippling Baldur's Gate Addiction (Genuinely Concerning)
Somebody help this manCD Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cosmicdeliriumofficial/CD Podcast: https://cosmicdelir...
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Season 2
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Episode 10
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2:09:07
#27 - The Mean Green Absolute Units of 40k, the Orks
Oi (grabs you by the scruff), si' ya bo'om down, an' lis'en up, git.Today we'z talkin' abou' Orks.'bou' Bad Moonz, Odd boiz, an' gretchinz.'bou 'ow to have yaself a propah foight.You want shome?CD Instagram:
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Season 2
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Episode 9
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1:10:39
#26 - Tzeentch, the Founder of QAnon
The boys sit down to talk about the greatest conspiracy theorist to ever exist, the Pyramid-Daddy, the Plot Enjoyer, the Weaver of Increasingly-Inconceivable-Plots-That-Seem-Like-Madness-Untill-They-Pay-Off.Today, we're talkin' Tzeentch.
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Season 2
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Episode 8
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1:06:00
#25 - Slaaneshi Cultist Assaults Khornite Berserker Live on Stream (VIOLENT)
Cross, an ardent worshipper of Slanesh, the Dark Prince, She Who Thirsts, attempts to convert V by explaining why overindulging in everything is amazing. V, a Khornite Berserker, responds by bench pressing 600kg with one tentacle. We'r...
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Season 2
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Episode 7
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1:23:58
#24 - The Emperor Was A Stud Yo
The boys decide to get into some warhammer 40k lore and talk a little about humanity's future, and the maniac that is the Emperor, the Herald of Mankind.God help us all.The first of many W40K-themed episodes.Enjoy!CD Instagr...
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Season 2
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Episode 6
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1:04:20
#23 - Cucked by Trenbolone
The boys sit down to discuss the pain through which cucks and trenbolone users must go through when they ingest literal cubic kilometers of copium, and some cartoons that changed their life.Also they're gonna do W40K content.CD Inst...
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Season 2
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Episode 5
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1:24:12
#22 - To All the Queens Out There
The boys sit down on Women's Day and talk about bullying, gym hoes and being put in self-defense situations by women.Note: This episode was recorded on the 8th of MarchCD Instagram:
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Season 2
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Episode 4
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1:36:56
#21 - Getting Absolutely Sauced in the Gym
Cross does a solo episode where he rants about going to the gym, a guy pestering him in the gym, how his face makes him look like a convicted murderer, knitting, and why his grandma suspects he might be gay.CD Instagram:
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Season 2
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Episode 3
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28:49
#20 - Student Absolutely Destroys Religious Practitioner (VIOLENT)
They boys sit down and share stories of their favorite (and least favorite) teachers, how a young boy named Chaos kept his high school in check, childhood, and an old friend of Cross's whose soyboy behavior makes him go on a 20 minute rant abou...
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Season 2
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Episode 2
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1:56:57
#19 - Commander Shepard, the Ultimate Sperger
The boys talk about just how much of an autistic gigachad Shepard from the Mass Effect series is, why you should(not) play League of Legends, and how to love yourself and get out of toxic relationships.Also V tries to name all the aliens in...
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Season 2
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Episode 1
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1:24:45
#18 - Millwall Synagogue (1 Year Anniversary)
The boys sit down after an entire year of podcasting and decide to talk about the things they are thankful for. Such as, their parents, Millwall FC (the most violent football club in the world), and the Jews. All of them. They really love Jews....
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Season 1
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Episode 18
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1:05:31
#17 - The World Wars pt. 1 (ft. K & Lazar)
Cross is joined by two of his friends who have a disturbing fascination with WW1 weapons and the overall bloody history of humankind to talk about the Balkan Wars, what led to WW1, and in how many ways exactly did people manage to die in this h...
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Season 1
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Episode 17
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1:24:39
#16 - Bahamut and the Three Stooges ft. Abraham
The boys are joined by their first diversity hire, Abraham, a friend of the podcast and a long-time enjoyer of all things d&d, and they proceed to talk about the longest running d&d campaign Cross has ever ran in high school, why good g...
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Season 1
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Episode 16
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1:13:40
#15 - Dijkstra HATES Edgerunners
The boys talk about Edgerunners and why Ohio is a far more superior place than Night city, Dijkstra's unhealthy obsession with asking everyone he knows to kill Radovid in Witcher 3, and how Donald Trump would deal with nuking Japan.CD I...
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Season 1
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Episode 15
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1:31:08
#14 - Valyria, the 4chan of Essos
The boys are back after a long hiatus to talk about why the Targaryens were not bussin' at all, what parents of 4chan incels do to suppress their ever-rising power level, and what they have been up to on their vacation.CD Instagram:
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Season 1
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Episode 14
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1:13:08
#13 - The Gypsy Viking Grind
Cross subjects himself to filming one podcast a day for the rest of July as he starts the first one by ranting about grinding copper ore on Valheim, a homeless viking simulator, complaining about the realization that Peterson is a boomer, and t...
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Season 1
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Episode 13
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30:17
#12 - Samurai Jack Overturns Roe v. Wade
Samurai Jack is the best animated series, period.Also Africa is fucked.America too, but, Africa in particular.*Also quick edit, no America did not send a trillion dollars to Ukraine, my bad - Cross*CD Instagram:
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Season 1
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Episode 12
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1:34:48
#11 - Getting Red Pilled with Neural Chips
V finds out about the horrors of postmodern American parenting, while Cross has multiple schizophrenic outbursts.Someone, send help.CD Instagram:
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Season 1
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Episode 11
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1:48:51
#10 - The 7-Hour Incident ft. K
First time guest K checks up on the boys and proceeds to talk about the time he ravaged an adult human female for a fourth of a day, despite not being cybernetically augmented.God help us all.CD Instagram:
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Season 1
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Episode 10
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1:08:16
#9 - Sending Amber Heard to Mars
Cross returns to the Cosmic Delirium podcast to give the listeners an update on development progress, why colonizing Mars is a stupid idea, Amber Heard's bowel movements, and whether AI will take over jury duty or not.It's good to be back &...
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Season 1
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Episode 9
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28:59
#8 - Humanity is a Mold
Cross does a solo episode and talks about Greeks wrestling young boys, global warming fearmongering, and why schizophrenics believe the planet is a living thing.He also goes to the bathroom.The relieving passes without issue.Eat you...
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Season 1
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Episode 8
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36:52
#7 - Saving Nikocado by making him an Alcoholic
Hoo boy, yeah, Cross has decided to turn completely unhinged in the real world which helped him make a dozen new friends, V confesses that he's an alcoholic, NASA keeps hiding alien nudes from the unwashed masses, and Nikocado needs helps.L...
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Season 1
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Episode 7
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1:24:53
#6 - V Goes to a Sewer Tavern
Literal sewage men drowned in cigarette smoke, rotting beer stains, and broken dreams live in the underbelly of Serbia's underground tavern society. The establishment is trying to hide them from us. Become ungovernable, become sewer dwellers.
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Season 1
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Episode 6
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1:08:17
#5 - The Even More Demented Path of the Player
Being a player in a TTRPG can be really fun! Except when your other players stab every homeless man they meet and burn down half of a town's GDP.On a side note, if I see any of you animals put a wooden shield in your sci-fi TTRPG I will lit...
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Season 1
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Episode 5
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1:14:54